Jesse Torenbosch: I think I’m gonna talk to Jesse (Kremer) for a while…. O no, I see he’s busy.
Michael H: That’s his sister, dude.
Kristan to Zsa-Zsa: “You can adopt a child, get a sperm donor or call me.”
Charlie: “I wear tailored clothes to accentuate my curves”
Johnny: “Gym lads will just be happy if the can open jam jars for you. Increase world happiness: Give gym lads jam jars!”
Mats: Florentyna, are you able to sail?
Florentyne: No,but I can motorboat.
Steven: “The most common language at my school wasn’t Dutch.. it was street.”
Lotte: if you were a beard, how long would you be? Konstantijn: somewhere in between terrorist and wizard.
Tomas to random girl (tripping over the word ‘flyer’): “A beautiful flower for you!”
Saskia (in a conversation about leaked nudes in highschool): I also always send nudes, but nobody wants to leak them
Saskia (while selling hotdogs): Lotte sees a sausage for the first time in months and runs away immediately.
Hidde: When my parents say “Grandpa is in a better place now” I hope he’s not with Kristan
Renske: “What’s that cute pink drink called that children always drink?” Jari: “Flügel?”
Asian guy to Kristan: You look exactly like a friend of mine! Kristan: You look exactly like an Asian person!
Jonny: To put on sunscreen is to be cynical about the future of medicine.
Hidde about speaker: … and he will talk about…. looks at paper … He will talk.
Danique about Marc in an Addidas suit: “You sure look like someone without a job.”
Marloes Dallinga: Hello this is Marloes from SIB-Groningen and I am calling for the Greek ambassador to invite him for our yearly diplomats dinner. Guy on the other end of the line: Uhm, I don’t know if he is here, because you are calling the STD clinic in the Hague.