Lotte: if you were a beard, how long would you be? Konstantijn: somewhere in between terrorist and wizard.
Tomas to random girl (tripping over the word ‘flyer’): “A beautiful flower for you!”
Saskia (in a conversation about leaked nudes in highschool): I also always send nudes, but nobody wants to leak them
Saskia (while selling hotdogs): Lotte sees a sausage for the first time in months and runs away immediately.
Hidde: When my parents say “Grandpa is in a better place now” I hope he’s not with Kristan
Renske: “What’s that cute pink drink called that children always drink?” Jari: “Flügel?”
Asian guy to Kristan: You look exactly like a friend of mine! Kristan: You look exactly like an Asian person!
Jonny: To put on sunscreen is to be cynical about the future of medicine.
Marloes Dallinga: Hello this is Marloes from SIB-Groningen and I am calling for the Greek ambassador to invite him for our yearly diplomats dinner. Guy on the other end of the line: Uhm, I don’t know if he is here, because you are calling the STD clinic in the Hague.